site guide:the new stuffs

finding your way around

I have a section called the Travel Blog. That is where I will keep posting most of my "what is going on" sort of information.

lancepickshisnose.com:story

who are we?

Nose picking is considered a sport in some places, a hobby in other lands, and in the case of my brother in law's ex brother in law, an inconvenient picture that may not (or may) be used for blackmail purposes. Such was the enterprise suggested by my brother in law's half sister, but in the form of merchandising: cups, shirts, and commerative plates emblazzoned with potential embarassment and cheer. Sadly, I had no heart for the enterprise.

The name had achieved such a level of scorn, accolade, reproach, admiration, and general ebuliant reaction, that I decided to keep it. For those of you who like it and for those of you who don't, meet in the parking lot after school and feel free to redress differences. The name stays to annoy and inspire a new generation Loki-inspired individuals.

japan: i arrived safely

how adventure can make you regret itself, in six easy steps!

It really only takes one step: yourself. Fear, regret, loss - all of these are emotions lend themselves to defeating the self. I've discovered that even though this is my second time doing something like this, I still feel these things. It is very funny, but today's zen quote of the day is a Buddhist proverb: if we are facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep on walking.

I am so happy to be here, regardless. Granted, I am now completely illiterate and I say wakarimasen (don't understand) at a petrifying variable of every five seconds, but everything has worked out so far.

a message from sean: just for you!!

buy my t-shirts and body wash!

Okay, so I don't really need you to buy my t-shirts, body wash, or keychain set depicting eight of the more rebellious planets in our solar system playing poker, but I did want your attention. Many of you know that I am as inconsistent as a flock of geese migrating towards a bottle of mosquito repellant. Many of you are annoyed/angry/flooppled that I haven't written more often. And many of you also don't like Arrested Development. This is all okay, and I will try to be more prolific when it comes to writing. For those of you who don't like Arrested Development, there is nothing I can do for you.

lancepickshisnose.com:update

it's been a while

I won't ask for forgiveness.